do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
"MY BOOBS CAN LOOK MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN THIS"
I think I might need professional help for my seguin addiction
Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.
Omg this is cool
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.